Category: Marriage

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Things My Kids Do That I Can’t…

There are things that kids can get away with that the rest of us cannot. It’s not fair it’s not right, it’s downright selfish. I, for one, am jealous because of the things my kids can do that this “adult” cannot: 1. Touch their toes without bending their knees. They are like little gumbys. My hamstrings are so tight they sound like a car with bad brakes when I try to bend over. I’m like the tin man without his...

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Future and Current Parents, You’ve Been Warned

Current and future parents! Lend me your ears! Well, your eyes! Having a baby is beautiful, it’s rare, it’s incredible, it’s truly unbelievable, and it’s flat-out exhausting. Mentally, physically, gag reflexically (I tried), and so many other callys… 1. Everyone will smell your baby and say they LOVE that smell. That smell is spit up. 2. You will be able to blame most, if not all, of your flatulence on the baby. They won’t care (they will probably join in)...

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Sneezing Ain’t Easy

I’m a weird sneezer. I have a history of snotty situations. The truth is finally out, just like my powerful sneeze, what a relief. When I feel the over powering urge to sneeze I must respond immediately. I mean IMMEDIATELY! The window for sneeze success is smaller than my wife’s patience for my rambling when she is ready to go to sleep. Razor thin. With the skill of a master surgeon, I fire through some very essential steps and finely...

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An ALARMing Night

It has been a long day. It started at 3:30 AM with a fateful beep…and then another…and another… I sprung (see: fell awkwardly out of bed) into action. I knew what the beep was, with each beep we grew closer to all the kids waking up, and me turning into a bouncer at an all-night beep filled rave. Having learned a hard lesson once before, I first checked the Carbon Monoxide Alarms… Lesson Already (Angrily) Learned: Long story short when...

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Free Marriage Advice – You Get What You Don’t Pay For

You want your marriage to work? A few real-world tips are below. These are proven strategies for winning marriages: 1. Always attempt to harmonize when singing in the car. Make sure your spouse is okay that you can slay the high notes. This obviously leads to harmony throughout your marriage and life. 2. Make time to be intimate…if you can’t make time for some cuddling and a Stuart Little marathon then you could lose the spark that keeps things alive....

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